(My predecessor asked me after I joined the army.)
("Close your eyes. What do you see?")
(I see nothing.)
(That's your future.)
(Where's the end of this tunnel?)
(Check the facts.)
(People started doubting.)
Is he staying in the army for good?
I thought he decided to stay in the army.
He's always there.
(He's finally back...)
(after the long tunnel.)
(Variety show special forces, Lee Seung Gi)
I've saved up a lot of energy for a year and nine months.
I'll try to get to work as fast as I can...
with all that energy.
(He received love calls from everywhere.)
(Lee Seung Gi's back.)
(He's full of energy. He'll come back in this year.)
(And...)
(we've been waiting for Lee Seung Gi's variety show.)
I will...
try...
with SBS.
(Passionate variety show special forces)
I can start right away.
(He's ready to set off.)
I think I'm fully ready.
(He starts to get back to a variety show on the day he was discharged.)
(A few days later at Lee Seung Gi's house)
(We decided to watch how he's doing at home.)
(How's the single life of a successful reservist?)
(His living room's filled with sports equipment.)
(I should work out.)
(I should prepare the look for the comeback.)
(He puts on a 10kg vest instead of the military gear.)
(He exercises.)
(He's full of adrenalin.)
(I'll get back.)
(I'll get back with a variety show.)
(A variety show's all about strength.)
(Bear it.)
(To look good for the variety show)
(30 minutes later)
(He's soaked in sweat.)
Done.
I'm done.
(He passes out after a hard work out.)
(Nothing's easy.)
(He takes a shower since he sweated.)
(It's refreshing.)
(He flexes.)
(This is good enough.)
(He's satisfied.)
(I hope my abs last long.)
(Since he worked out, he decides to monitor.)
(He lies down.)
(Humming)
(He's happiest when he lies down on the couch like that.)
(He's monitoring a drama.)
Because I want to relax.
(He copies the actress's line.)
She's in love.
(Laughing)
(Then suddenly...)
(he gets up...)
(looking very serious.)
(Rustling)
(Glasses?)
I knew it. Good.
(He even puts on glasses...)
(for Twice.)
Good.
(He sits reverently.)
(He's about to enter the monitor.)
Me likey likey likey
(He even knows the lyrics too.)
(He seems comfortable as if he's in the barrack taking some rest.)
(He shakes his leg.)
(He's excited.)
They're good.
Male idols.
Pass.
(He was about to...)
(pass the male idols.)
They're the popular idols now. Wanna One.
(Right. I should know the trend.)
(He tries to watch as if he's studying.)
(He stays still.)
(Is he the same person who was watching Twice?)
(But...)
(watching juniors perform...)
(makes him think.)
They're all good at dancing.
I'd look awkward on there.
(I'd look awkward on there.)
(I'm tired.)
My eyes hurt.
(He groans.)
(He feels obligated to open the book.)
"There's no gap in history." This sounds cool.
I should use it.
There's no gap in history.
(He practices.)
It's nice.
(Let me see. What else happened today?)
So many celebrities...
get married and have children these days.
Song Song couple.
(Song Hye Kyo and Song Joong Ki got married.)
That's cool.
It probably wasn't an easy decision.
(That's cool. It probably wasn't an easy decision.)
It requires a lot of courage.
(He's already in 30s. He has a lot on his mind.)
They're amazing.
Marriage.
(Lee Seung Gi's question: Marriage)
I lose my job?
What should I do for living then?
(Job? Future?)
It's hard.
(It's hard.)
What should I do once I get discharged?
People suddenly read self-improvement books a lot.
Something like a law of 10,000 hours or someone's success story.
It's hard to finish any self-improvement books.
We all read it,
but it's pretty much the same story.
They tell you to try hard.
Reading books isn't enough.
I'd like to talk to...
successful people...
that I haven't met before.
Only if I could peep at their lives.
Seeing is believing.
When I heard about Master in the House,
it buzzed.
(So four young men with a question gathered.)
- Hello. - Hello.
- He's here.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hey. - He's here.
- Hello. - Hello.
(Four question marks gathered to find an exclamation mark.)
What if someone asks you what kind of show it is?
I'm sleeping over at someone's house.
That was cute.
I thought I'd get to meet...
someone beyond the people I could met.
We just go to someone's house that we really want to meet and talk.
It doesn't have to be special.
I really liked the intention.
That's the reason people go crazy about...
having lunch with Warren Buffett for 30 minutes.
I love that intention.
(Warren Buffett... I see.)
We've been talking,
but only Seung Gi's part will be on the air.
(Only Seung Gi's part will be on the air.)
He's a good speaker.
(Living with the master...)
(who will give...)
(an exclamation mark to a question mark.)
(It begins now.)
(The master is nearby.)
(The first journey of Master in the House...)
(to the master's house.)
(Who will be our master?)
(Han River Jamwon area at 8am)
(The current temperature is minus 10 degrees.)
(He arrives cutting through the piercing wind.)
- Hello. - Hello.
(He dressed up nicely like a new boy on his first day at work.)
Finally...
(Seung Gi's back to variety shows.)
Nice to meet you.
How long has it been since I stand in front?
I think it's been over four years.
In the past, I'd start right away,
but I don't think people do that anymore.
And I can't start alone.
No one told me what's going to happen.
Where and how?
I wasn't sure where we're going to sleep,
so I packed a lot.
I have to be...
prepared.
(Preparation makes a variety show.)
Are you going abroad?
I might have to go to Incheon airport today.
This is the basics for variety shows.
Packing's the basic for variety shows.
My readiness.
I also can't trust the staff yet.
I don't know what they're going to make me do.
I never know what's going to happen.
It sounds pretty heavy.
It has everything inside.
Ever since I got discharged from the army,
I'm interested in...
survival and field mess.
I brought basic cooking tools...
and a sleeping bag to...
keep my temperature.
Shall we get going now?
(He's ready. Here goes the variety show special forces.)
It's pretty nice. Master in the House.
It's nice.
(Introducing the butler car...)
(that will take them to the master for the day.)
(Many faces...)
(decorated the butler car.)
(100 masters who had their round)
What is all this?
(To the life of unique people...)
Are they the masters we want to meet?
Can we meet them?
Kim Yuna.
Sohn Suk Hee.
Twice. Is it really possible?
(Do you want to know...)
(if he's on the way to meet Twice?)
(We'll tell you when we have all the members.)
All right. It's started finally.
It's begun. I was very excited yesterday.
I guess I love variety shows.
All that energy.
For how long were you the youngest?
For almost 10 years.
It's been 13 years since my debut.
When I first started...
the variety show,
the first thing I requested was...
that I want a member...
who is my age or younger.
(So we cast a young man for Master in the House.)
(He volunteered to be the youngest for Seung Gi.)
(Singing, acting, jokes)
(I love everything about Seung Gi.)
(His only friend is Sam, the cat.)
You're so cute.
Were you bored?
(Don't eat alone. You have me.)
(His only girlfriend is the game.)
Sorry I took it.
It's dead.
(His nickname is HCY.)
Idiot.
(Handsome crazy Yuk Seong Jae)
(Are you that lonely?)
(Yuk Seong Jae with a lonely soul)
(The only guy he likes is...)
There are so many things to learn from him.
The first evaluation song at the agency was...
Seung Gi's "Delete".
They told me...
it's Mr. Lee Seung Gi's first show since he's discharged.
I was like, "Really?"
(He said yes without any questions.)
I said, "Sure."
Where's the practice room
(Seong Jae's been a fan since the first album.)
I wish we get to work together...
long enough...
for him to listen to my worries.
It's my confession.
(You know I love you, right?)
Confession.
(The only person who will comfort Seong Jae's loneliness)
(He's on his way to meet Seung Gi.)
(He's excited as if he's on a blind date.)
(He's so happy that he's going crazy.)
(He waits for Seung Gi looking cool.)
(He performs a slapstick comedy in less than a second.)
This is necessary.
I should repeat it.
(He even knows how to repeat.)
(He's been waiting for 10 minutes now.)
When are you coming?
It's so cold.
(Whining)
When's he coming?
(Here comes the butler car.)
It's Master in the House.
Oh, it's Seung Gi.
Awesome. What is this?
Mr. Yuk.
He's waiting...
like a woman.
(He's surprised.)
Good reaction. He reacts...
- even though it's nothing special. - Goodness.
- Awesome. - Seong Jae.
Seung Gi. What is all this?
This is our ride from now on.
What is that around your waist? I thought you were a woman.
- I thought you were an actress. - It's...
You packed a lot too.
(He packed a lot like Seung Gi.)
- Come here. - Gosh.
You dressed up pretty well today.
You look stylish.
It's the first episode.
We're all about the look. You know?
- Yes. - The look.
Let's be hot.
- We should aim for the look. - That sounds good.
I heard you filmed until this morning.
I still had enough sleep for two hours.
- Two hours? - Yes.
I have strong willpower.
I bought coffee for you a week ago.
Drink it. It's hot.
Really? Goodness.
I prepared it for you.
(It's my warm heart for you.)
Seung Gi's fan.
It's warm. It's so good.
(The warmth melts the cold.)
Gosh. Seong Jae.
You'll succeed.
(I'm sure you'll succeed.)
Seong Jae.
I think we have a good harmony.
- Yes. - We have the chemistry.
I feel like I've found my brother.
(Since Seong Jae was Inkigayo host...)
Can you cast any idols?
(Can you cast any idols?)
Sure.
My goodness.
That's perfect.
- When you joined the army, - Yes.
who was most popular?
When you join the army,
people call that the enrollment song.
We talk about what the enrollment song was.
My enrollment song was...
GFRIEND's "Rough".
When you're in the training center,
- they wake you up with the bugle. - Yes.
That's how they wake us up.
Depending on the officer,
they sometimes play music instead.
- That's good. - Yes.
Usually we're too lazy to fold the blanket,
but we'd move to "Rough".
(If I could run through time)
We move to the rhythm.
If I could run through time
It's done so fast.
You'll feel refreshed on those days.
Then when I struggled the most,
- Twice's "Cheer Up" was released. - "Cheer Up".
- They cheer you up. - So I feel...
more affectionate to Twice.
I sang "Cheer Up" every day.
(He's disciplined.)
- When I struggled the most... - Right behind you.
(Twice happens to be behind him.)
Twice is right behind you.
There's Twice.
When I was in the army...
Even the title is "Cheer Up".
"Cheer Up" was for me.
(Girls' cheering song for Seung Gi)
(Later, Twice is here for real.)
Up, up, up.
This is the way to my house.
Over here.
Is it near here?
- From here... - Wait.
Shouldn't we pick up Se Hyeong first?
Does Se Hyeong live here?
- He's still in the hair shop. - I see.
He goes to the hair shop?
He's pretty famous.
He's a fashion leader.
(He doesn't just put on anything.)
(He's the finishing touch of the good looking variety show.)
(Here comes the fashion king of the district.)
(Do you know what fashion is?)
(Mix and match of a hoodie and a coat)
(Fashion people's sneakers that G-Dragon wore too)
(Mirror. Mirror. Who's the hottest in the world?)
(The face completes the fashion.)
My motto lately is...
focus on what I wear.
(He works out regularly for the perfect fashion.)
(Shaking)
(One.)
(Done.)
It was a good work out.
(He's showing off.)
Some people might think I'm showing off,
but I think...
I'm being cool.
To myself.
Not to others.
(Go away, So Ji Sub. Swagger Yang's coming.)
He's here.
(The standard of fashion, Yang Se Hyeong)
Fashion leader. What is that?
What? That's an army double bag.
(Everything looks like an army item to Seung Gi.)
Do I hop in?
(He's wearing a coat in minus 10 degrees.)
It's cold.
It looks like he tried to dress up.
He's wearing a jean jacket.
- Hello. Nice to meet you. - Welcome.
(He's so bright.)
- It's freezing. - Hey.
It's freezing.
(Welcome to the visual variety show.)
- Did you dress up today? - You dressed up.
- I flung on. - What are you talking about?
I can tell you dressed up.
- You dressed up. - No.
I heard you called the writer yesterday...
not for the show but for your style.
Gosh, what are you saying?
I'll work hard today.
Nice to meet you.
- You're the variety show expert. - No.
Good. Seong Jae's going to be our mascot.
(Lovely Seong Jae makes it reliable.)
We should cheer up.
Also...
(The good looking trio has gathered.)
(Now...)
The last member is...
(The last member is...)
You have never met anyone like him before.
He's neither Seung Gi...
nor Seong Jae nor Se Hyeong.
I wanted someone who we's never seen on variety shows.
And he's here.
(The last mysterious member)
I don't have the mic on.
You don't need it.
(He's not used to variety shows yet.)
(What does he want to look like on the show?)
I don't know.
I want to look deep.
I want to have a depth.
(Deep eyes...)
(and the height of 185cm)
(He makes it a commercial even by turning around.)
You know we're on the edge,
right?
(He even makes a variety show edgy.)
Do you have any motto or a quote you like?
(What's his motto?)
I was a scientist at the time.
(He studied physics.)
It's what Einstein said.
(Did he just say Einstein?)
It's what Einstein said.
"God does not play dice."
It means...
there's a principle...
for everything.
What we want to know...
is a formula or a law...
for how the world flows.
For scientists,
it's necessary.
(This man talks about Einstein on the variety show.)
(Laughing)
(What is the best variety show to him?)
("The Big Bang Theory")
(American series with a group of geek scientists)
(Variety show is...)
(a laughter over a word play minus irrationality.)
(This is how he measures his own variety show level.)
About 50 points.
You're very generous to yourself.
(He seems very generous to himself.)
- You're very funny. - I'm very funny sometimes.
- When is that going to be? - I'm serious.
Come on.
(On the first day we met him...)
- Yes. - Hey.
- He's here. - Say hi.
- Hello. - Hello.
Hi.
It's too early for a muffler.
I'm that age now.
(Se Hyeong gives the first blow.)
Keep yourself warm.
(Awkward silence after the first blow)
It's awkward.
It's the first time.
You went to Seoul National University, and you're handsome.
- You must've been very popular. - He's a physics major.
He's Yang Se Hyeong of Seoul National University.
What?
(Really?)
Tell us what happened.
- I was never funny. - Yes.
Then when I entered university,
I realized people are even worse.
- Worse than you? - Yes.
When people gather, someone has to lead the conversation.
- Right. - And that was me.
No one ever said that to me until then.
- I think he's making a joke. - Do you understand?
It's like army here.
(Then the silence came again.)
- We've never met him before. - Right.
(Seong Jae takes care of Se Hyeong to light up the mood.)
(He tries to give one for Sang Yun too.)
- It's fine. I'll do that. - Okay.
(My goodness)
It's not easy for Sang Yun to talk comfortably.
(It's not easy for Sang Yun to talk comfortably.)
I asked if there's anyone you talk comfortably,
then you said no.
I do have one, but we don't meet often.
We don't meet often.
(Gosh)
(What is this mood?)
You can be comfortable with me.
I think you should do that too.
You don't have to worry about keeping good manner.
No one's going to freeze...
for making a joke for the show.
(Speaking of which...)
Do you do that?
I don't know.
- I don't get it. - So...
it's a joke.
We're just asking.
(It's a variety show.)
(He's on the edge.)
- He's... - Now that I think back,
was he trying to tell us not to talk comfortably to him?
He's telling us not to do that.
- No. - So...
- we know it's for the show. - Right.
Even if we find it offensive,
we know that's for the show.
I'm worried my joke would...
make him go home.
(He'd get upset and go home.)
- He'd refuse to shoot. - He'd refuse to shoot.
He might take off his glasses...
and say, "Seung Gi."
I was thinking "He's picky."
(He seemed picky.)
Is he going to be a picky man?
I think...
(So today...)
We should make him relax before we go meet the master.
(Make him relax?)
- "This is what it's like, Master." - I see.
We're not serious.
We don't give a break.
We should make...
a situation for him.
- That's a good idea. - I know, right?
- We should make him... - Right.
someone for a variety show instead of an actor.
We should break him off from the start.
He'll be flustered.
We're going out of his calculation.
- We should make him panic. - Right.
- I'm curious how he'll react. - Yes.
We should stab him in the back.
(Mission: Stab Sang Yun in the back.)
I think...
we should force our way into his house.
(Get into Sang Yun's house.)
We should check out his bedroom.
He probably didn't expect it.
(Make Sang Yun panic.)
- Let's go in. - Yes.
- Let's go in first. - Let's go.
- Is it here? - Is it here?
(Three special agents that will teach him what a variety show is.)
(Sang Yun doesn't know what's coming.)
Is this the battle front?
(They finally arrived.)
(They passed the entrance resolutely.)
You can call him now.
- Tell him to come down? - Yes.
- Is it here? - Is it here?
Is this the battle front?
You can call him now.
- Tell him to come down? - Yes.
We should keep quiet.
One second.
He's going to come down.
Wait.
(The thing is...)
I need to go to the restroom. Seong Jae. That coffee...
(He needs to go to the restroom.)
Special agent should be able to hold it.
I should hold it.
- It's all part of training. - Right.
- It's moving. - Didn't you say 21st floor?
Did you say he lives on the 21st floor?
- It's not moving. - Be quiet.
(The elevator's on the floor Seong Jae lives.)
He's coming.
(He's...)
(coming.)
(He finally arrived the 1st floor.)
(We will...)
(stab you in the back for sure.)
- Hello. - Hello.
- Just go in. - Go in.
(They push him back to the elevator.)
He's all dressed up.
He looks all different.
You're all dressed up.
- Look at you. - Why are we back in here?
Just get in.
- We'll tell you when we arrive. - Yes.
Where are we going?
To your house.
(Where else? Your house.)
(He's flustered.)
What's going on?
Don't be like this.
- Come on. - Don't.
I need to use the restroom now.
We even left the carrier behind.
21st floor.
- Are we really going up? - Yes.
Oh, come here.
- Are we really going up? - Yes, we are.
You probably didn't hear about it.
We'll...
talk more in your house.
What's going on?
Don't you get it?
Welcome to a variety show.
(This is what a variety show is like.)
Welcome.
(His eyes shake in shock.)
Let's go.
I need to use the restroom.
He's all dressed up.
He looks awesome.
(Looking at him flustered makes us laugh.)
Come on.
I heard the contract is over.
- We're here already. - We're here.
- Now... - Get off.
Get off. Get off for a second.
Get off.
(He holds on to the rail.)
Get off for now.
- Se Hyeong. - come on.
- Master. - Seriously.
- For now... - Where's your house?
I told you.
- This isn't my house. - I told you.
"This isn't my house."
I saw you coming down from 21st floor.
- I saw you coming from 21st floor. - Did I?
Let's think about it.
- No. - He's so calm.
- Where's your house? - Think about what?
I...
You told me before...
to do something if I can't get used to a variety show.
- Yes. - So I brought something.
- What is it? - What is it?
- I... - Oh, it's chocolate.
- brought sunglasses with me. - You look great today.
Put them on.
(Sunglasses?)
I brought sunglasses with me.
(To talk about these sunglasses...)
Sang Yun has...
never done a variety show before.
So...
something you never expected might happen.
If you take your glasses off when you're upset,
it'd ruin the mood.
If you're upset, touch your glasses.
He loves it.
We might forget the sign.
Do a back flip instead.
Or you could roll.
People who don't know might not know what's going on.
- Something like that. - Right.
I should think about it.
(I should think about it.)
(Sang Yun decided to bring...)
(sunglasses.)
This is the moment.
(Putting on sunglasses means that he's flustered.)
- You look hot. - You look hot.
- He's really hot. - He's hot.
- I don't know what to do. - Look.
(I don't know what to do.)
- Wait. - Let's put on the mic.
No. We need to solve this first.
Wait. I need to use the restroom. I'm in a rush.
Just pee here.
Should I make him pee here?
I'm serious.
Let's just leave after using the restroom.
It's not a good manner for the first episode.
- People will complain. - Let me carry it.
It won't be long.
- We'll only use the restroom. - We'll only use the restroom.
- Wait. - Then...
Hide the unit since he's an actor.
- He's an actor. - I'm curious.
- I can't open it. - What? What are you talking about?
- Give me your thumb. - It's a fingerprint recognition.
- Come on.
It's same as my house.
That's perfect.
- It's done. Let's go. - Come in.
(The door that never seemed to open finally opened.)
Let's go into the house of the first master.
This is crazy.
- It's so clean. - It's a nice house.
- My goodness. - What is all this?
I'm sorry, but where's the restroom?
This is awesome.
The restroom's here.
You play golf?
This is so nice.
Are you going to wash this?
(Let's find out about Sang Yun.)
I've never seen pebbles in the house.
This looks very expensive.
(They not only dig up the whole place,)
(but Seung Gi's also marking his territory.)
- This is awesome. - There's a mirror here.
I can see Han River here.
Shall we take a look at the house?
We'll look around first, Master.
I'll show you around. It's same as my house.
I know this place.
You can stay here. We'll go take a look.
- Let's go. - Where shall we set up the cameras?
Are you really going to stay here?
(Are you really going to shoot in my house?)
Let's check out the room.
A wine refrigerator.
(You probably don't want to believe it, but yes.)
- A wine refrigerator. - Can I clean up?
- It's so clean.
Your house is so clean that you look like a psychopath.
Let's check out the room down this hall.
(They look everywhere.)
What is this? Is this his dressing room?
- It's sportswear. - It's so neat.
It's so clean. There's sportswear only.
Is this his dressing room?
Can I take a look at your refrigerator?
- Just a bit. - Just a bit.
I can tell he lives alone.
He doesn't eat a lot.
(I'm getting thirsty.)
You must have constipation.
Look at all these yogurt bottles.
You don't clean.
This will attract flies.
We should check out the bedroom.
This is so nice.
Why's the balcony so big?
(They even check out the bedroom.)
(It's bedroom now?)
Let's decide who sleeps here.
Do we get to sleep on this bed with the master?
It might not be big enough.
(He tries not to laugh.)
(They've checked out his bedroom.)
Since it's the first episode,
let's begin the old way.
- Yes. - Introducing the first master's...
Let's introduce the first master's house.
- Not yet. - You know he's our master.
(What's going on?)
Dear viewers. It's been a long time...
since I'm on a Sunday variety show.
I'm very excited.
Many people were curious...
who will be our first master.
I was surprised to hear it this morning.
I was very curious too. When I found out that it's him,
the staff's one step ahead of us.
The first episode of Master in the House.
Introducing our first master,
Lee Sang Yun.
- Yes. - Yes.
You've given up everything.
- Introducing Lee Sang Yun. - Yes.
You've given up everything.
(They caught him for real.)
This is good.
I'm sorry, but can you turn this light on please?
Turn it on yourself.
You cast the place yourself.
(The master's upset.)
- He's still... - Let's sit.
- Yes. - Have a seat.
Are you really going to sleep over at my house?
Haven't you heard?
We can plan it as we go.
Variety shows...
- It's real now. - nowadays...
don't even have a script. I heard about it this morning too.
So I was like, "What?"
I was flustered too.
This is what we do now.
(It's fun to make fun of Sang Yun.)
When are you going to set up the cameras?
We're doing it now.
Really? Okay.
He moved the laundry basket.
Did you know?
(He blames his manager.)
He moved the laundry basket.
I didn't know why he moved it.
(What did I miss?)
I should've seen it coming.
(He blames his brain for not seeing what's coming.)
The light doesn't turn on.
The light doesn't even come on in this house.
- What's this? - The light doesn't turn on.
- Did he turn it off on purpose? - Hey, check this out.
It's a theme photo.
I know what it is.
- It's unnatural. - I know.
- Who puts the photos like this? - I know.
- It's for us to see. - It's on purpose.
Out of everything,
- this book. - The angle.
- Normally people put it like this. - Right.
He put it like this because we come this way.
- It's done on purpose. - Right.
(There's a lot to make fun of him.)
Right.
Is it okay for them to go through?
- Is it okay? - Whatever. I give up.
Don't be.
Master.
- We found two weird things. - Okay.
Tell us about the angle of this book.
You were expecting the camera.
People usually put the book like this after reading.
You put the book like this...
to show that you read.
"Ordinary Existence".
- It's unnatural. - I'm tired. Can I sit down?
The chair...
This is too unnatural.
- I know. - Who takes a photo like this?
What's this woman's hair?
(Woman's hair?)
- That's mine. - It's long.
(It's too long to be a man's hair.)
- I have long hair. - Really?
No, it's brown, and it's so long.
- Where's this from? - I have brown hair.
Look at how long this is.
There's nothing.
- There's nothing. - We got you.
You got me too.
Come on.
"No."
He got me too.
Suddenly he started calculating.
- No way. - There's nothing.
I would've kept quiet even if there's one.
- We should sum up here. - Yes.
We should end fooling him now.
- Okay. - We should end it.
(Fooling?)
We actually came up with a plan on the way.
- To help you relax. - I see.
I was worried you might be nervous...
or find it difficult.
I thought it'd be hard to get to know you.
We didn't have to worry about it.
- You were ready for it. - I know.
Introducing our last member, Lee Sang Yun.
(He claps...)
(because other people clap.)
- He's the blue chip. - I know.
- By the way,
are you disappointed because you're not the master?
Oh, I'm not?
(I'm not the master?)
- He must've thought he was. - Are you acting?
Are you acting?
I don't know what's going on.
Give me my sunglasses.
- I need them. - He's funny.
This is funny. He doesn't trust us even though it's true.
(He doesn't trust them even though they're telling the truth.)
What's the truth?
(What's the truth?)
Coming to your house was a success.
You must overcome it.
If there are phase 1, 2, and 3,
what happened today is only phase 1.
- Really? - Yes.
We might face phase 3 or beyond.
- Are you going to be okay? - Sure.
I think he's spaced out already.
We were worried about you a lot.
You seemed very picky.
- He's going to be picky. - Don't be picky.
You can talk comfortably...
- to me and these two boys. - Be comfortable.
I think you should talk comfortably to us.
- I'm flustered... - Yes.
(I'm flustered.)
It won't be a problem to talk comfortably.
(It won't be a problem to talk comfortably.)
(Sang Yun has changed.)
- This is what we expected. - Yes.
Sang Yun can say...
our plan out loud,
and we can leave after we say we can do it.
- Do you feel uncomfortable? - Do you...
understand what's going on?
Can you hear me?
I thought I understood.
Things keep changing.
Are you still doubting us?
- I can't tell. - Are you doubting us?
- I told you that was a prank. - Sure.
- Oh, that's why. - I can't trust you.
I've never seen anyone like him.
- No. - He's so innocent.
He might be so stained that he can't trust anyone.
He can't trust anyone.
(After the backstabbing,)
(Sang Yun can relax.)
Let's go for real now.
Let's take a break for 30 minutes.
- Okay. - Go in.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
(An hour later)
(The master's shocking house)
(They freeze as the master appears.)
(They even bow deeply.)
(It was fun when they were backstabbing.)
(It sure was.)
(They find it uncomfortable already.)
(It's already hard because it's his first variety show,)
(but a unique master's here.)
(Who's their first master?)
(An hour before meeting the first master)
The pictures in this car...
are 100 people that...
people in various generations...
want to spend a day with.
(Masters with hope at a glance)
(There are so many people they want to meet.)
I should meet the president at least once in my life.
I really want to meet Sohn Suk Hee.
- I really want to meet him. - He looks like my dad.
- Your dad? - He looks like my dad.
Your dad...
(Pressing)
(I've already met...)
(the master in my heart.)
What is that?
You're great.
(You're great. Seong Jae.)
- Is that what you're going to do? - What?
- Are you going to keep on? - No.
I like Seong Jae.
So he put one on me.
(Seung Gi)
Actually...
when I was young,
I went to Gwangju to work at a gas station.
My uncles used to work there.
My uncle took me to the movies...
(Se Hyeong's uncle showed him a movie.)
on my birthday, and I watched "My Sassy Girl".
(Jun Ji Hyun from "My Sassy Girl")
I saw Jun Ji Hyun in that movie,
and she was in my dream...
until I stopped working at the gas station.
She was always there.
For my whole life...
- You've never met her? - No.
I want to know how she lives.
I'm curious how she manages her beauty.
I'm sure every woman wants to know.
- Right. - I'm curious too.
(Then I will...)
Se Hyeong. I'll put all this...
on Twice.
(I'm all in for Twice.)
All on Twice.
Serious?
- Serious? - Yes.
Put this one too.
Since there are nine members.
(Seong Jae's heart is a bonus.)
(All members of Twice got one vote each.)
What do you want to learn from them?
Happiness they give.
Do you want to learn it or receive it?
What is it?
If we can cast Twice, we'll go to their house.
- Seriously? - Yes.
Really? I don't even know their number.
(Really?)
Let me ask if we can video call them.
Video call?
(Video call?)
(He tries to stay calm.)
(Laughing)
(He can't hide that he likes Twice.)
You must be a big fan.
No.
Everyone's same.
Cast them yourself.
- Through a video call? - Yes.
Do you have a mirror?
They live together.
It's up to you.
(He checks himself.)
Are we calling them now?
(Calling Twice)
Come here, Seong Jae.
- Why? - I'm shy.
I'm shy.
(He's shy to meet Twice.)
This is funny.
Come here, Seong Jae.
(Two fans are waiting.)
What should I say?
(She picked up.)
(He doesn't know what to do.)
(He gets the full shot because Se Hyeong's shy.)
I can't do it.
Why me?
Hello.
- Hello. - Let's go this way.
- Jeong Yeon. Hello. - Hello.
He stutters.
- Hello. - Hi.
I'm your fan.
Hello.
(More members appear.)
They all showed up.
(He's shy.)
- We're... - I can't believe it.
filming Master in the House.
This is actually...
our first episode.
- It's our first shooting. - So we're...
It's our first shooting.
(He passes it to Sang Yun when he doesn't know what to do.)
It's our first shooting today.
(He was flustered, but now he's calm.)
So...
we're going to someone's house today.
We decided to go to your house.
We called to let you know.
- Right? - You're so calm.
Are you available today?
What time are you off?
- In the dawn. - In the dawn?
That's so late.
You don't want us to come.
(Laughing)
- By the way, - Yes.
do you have to come to my house to be on the show?
Actually...
(That's kind of true.)
You can do it in my house.
Let's do it in my house.
Good.
Thank you.
I hope I can see you on Master in the House.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Thank you.
(I love you, Twice.)
I'm excited now.
I wonder whose house we're going to.
It feels like the day I was discharged.
(It's same as the day he was discharged.)
The day I was discharged.
What if we're on the way to their house now?
(Is Twice the master?)
- Are we? - No.
- Probably not. - I'm not ready yet.
You're making me weird too.
- I'm not ready yet. - He's making me weird too.
I'm not ready yet.
Do you think I was ready?
(Twice is precious.)
The first master is...
- one of them in here. - Really?
(The first master's in here.)
I'm curious...
to meet everyone here.
- It's out of nowhere. - Oh, here.
- It's here. - That's the one.
I though it was just paper.
The first hint on the first master.
That's the hint? That's funny.
- Open it. - A hint.
Open it.
That's a schedule.
It's the master's schedule.
4am?
- Hand practice? - Hand practice?
(Time with nature, manage the look, training)
(Lunch, chores, creative activity, dinner, social activity)
You didn't make it up.
This is his actual life, right?
He wakes up at 4am.
If he wakes up at 4am,
(It's even too early for special forces' soldier.)
He wakes up at 4am and sleeps at 8pm?
I'm more surprised at the fact that he sleeps at 8pm.
- Hey. - Time with nature.
Not even soldiers can do that.
We need to...
focus on the hand practice.
I think...
he's a musician.
So he's like this, then he wakes up at 4am...
and moves his hands like this.
Does he have operations?
- What? - Reporter?
- Maybe he writes. - Professor Lee Kug Jong.
No. He might be a writer.
- It's too early for him to join us. - A pen.
I think he's very unique.
What I like about it is that...
Look. Morning exercise. Time alone.
Time with nature. Manage the look.
It all sounds nice,
- but he's not doing anything. - Oh, you're right.
Right.
(It sounds fancy, but it's just a break.)
I love it.
(Is it the master's "Healing Camp"?)
Time alone is pretty much like a meditation.
- Do nothing? - That's when he can sleep.
He needs to refresh, so he takes a walk outside...
and spends time with nature.
Then he comes back and rests inside...
since it's cold outside.
Training is...
where he brainstorms...
before the creative activity.
(Physician's analysis show will continue next time.)
Did you give him a script or something?
He's an analyst.
- We'll give you the second hint. - Okay.
You can talk to him on the phone.
(The second hint is a call.)
- Hello? - Yes.
(It's a middle-aged man's voice.)
Are you the master today?
(Who is he?)
No. I'm not a master.
- I see. - You scared me.
I'm Actor Cho Jae Hyun.
(It's Actor Cho Jae Hyun.)
- Hello. - Hello.
- I knew the voice sounds familiar.
- I know. - Hello.
Thank you for calling even though you're busy.
I'm busy. I'm very busy right now.
By the way,
how do you know the master?
When there was Busan International Film Festival,
and he came to watch a movie.
(Jae Hyun met him during the Film Festival.)
While he was there,
- he also sang. - He sang?
(Is the master a singer?)
- My goodness. - He's a singer.
(He's one of them.)
Hold on. Then...
can you tell us his strength?
- Strength? - Yes. About the master.
He is very naive.
Naive.
He's passionate.
Passionate.
He's hard to be reached.
It's hard to reach him.
Over here.
Can you tell us...
any tips to get to know him...
or things that he might like?
You know middle-aged people...
like to talk.
Yes. I know what you mean.
- But that's not the case for him. - No?
- That's not the case for him. - Okay.
He doesn't like it when young people talk a lot.
- I see. - You should keep quiet.
(I'm done for.)
- But he also... - Yes.
doesn't like to be so strict.
It's pretty hard.
If there's nothing we can do,
we should just give up.
We need to stay still.
- Stay still? - Just breathe quietly.
(Stay still.)
(Just breathe quietly.)
(We must breathe only.)
(They all froze.)
- Hello. - Hello.
(Who's the master today?)
- Jongno. - It's Samcheong-dong.
- A white gate house? - A white gate.
If there's a gate, it's not an apartment.
- A house. - It's a house.
It's a house.
- Have you been to Samcheong-dong? - No.
- It's so nice.
There are many cafes.
(Seong Jae's never been to where the master's house is.)
(A place you arrive after walking along the Gyeongbokgung stonewall)
(A street that hip people visits)
(The neighborhood with art and romance)
(Samcheong-dong)
(The master lives somewhere around here.)
We'll move to the first master of Master in the House.
Yes.
(To meet the first master, let's go to Samcheong-dong)
It might be nice to go somewhere far away.
- Like middle of a mountain? - Right.
(The real master on the mountain top?)
Are you good at hiking?
I love it.
- I love hiking too. - Me too.
I love it even more after I served the military.
There are a lot of masters.
It's like a training there.
They grind something to make a tool with nothing.
During the severe winter, not in the mountain,
There's a mountain top.
At the training school in Pyeongchang,
I dug the ground to sleep. Do you know how warm underground is?
When you dig the ground...
You have to dig the ground, then...
You need to have a good sleep there.
But the ground is frozen.
You look kind of tough as a man.
When were you discharged?
A month.
That's right.
When I went into the special force,
(Start of another story about military force)
I was so full of drive.
In the sleeping bag, I put only 2 or 3 hot packs.
It's the warmest with only underwear on.
Just take off all the tops and put yourself into the jumper.
Seung Gi!
- See the traffic light over there? - Yes.
Can you stop talking about the military service from there?
It's just right there.
You can talk about it now.
Talk about it more.
Right now. Now!
We passed the traffic light. Stop talking.
No more. No more.
No more season two.
Then, I'll talk until we get to Sindang.
I was about to go asleep.
It's too far.
I'll just tell you about digging the ground.
(They're already near Samcheong-dong.)
Is the master living in the mountain?
(Getting nervous)
If he lives in the mountain...
it's like "I'm a Natural Man".
Do you think he lives on that mountain top?
The navigation leads us to the direction of the mountain.
You're right.
I have a bad feeling.
What's the name of the mountain?
Wait. When we move into the right, it's a mountain.
(On the right, there's a mountain. What will the navigation say?)
Turn right.
- It said to turn right. - I see.
(Why is a bad feeling always correct?)
I've never went into this direction.
I guess there might be something different here.
(Being silent)
We're almost there.
(The Butler Car faced a narrow street.)
I think we should get in there.
- Go that way. - I think it's there.
The navigation says that we should keep going.
It said we should go right.
If it's a mountain road, the car may not enter there.
Can you drive in there?
Just a second.
(Curved narrow street)
On the way, we might have to abandon the car.
(We might have to abandon the car.)
The car could've enter there because I'm the driver.
I'll turn the car in a wide circle.
It can't go in.
(The road is closed.)
How can we get out of here when we leave?
You're arrived.
(There's no more road.)
(To meet the master,)
(they have to climb up the street on foot.)
Since we're arrived, we should find the destination.
Let's get off.
We can't drive up there.
(Where's the master's place?)
This trunk doesn't look good with this neighborhood.
- This place is atmospheric. - You're right. The old houses.
It's cool.
(There are trees preparing for winter...)
(and cozy brick houses.)
(Every corner of the street is warm.)
Actually, we had to go up there according to the navigation.
- Is that right? - According to the navigation...
Here, here.
It's very atmospheric here.
The landscape is different from down there.
- Do we have to go up more? - This place is colder...
since it's on the mountain.
That's right.
And there are roof-tile houses too.
I think we should hike there in the morning.
Over there.
There are rocks on the mountain.
You have too much luggage.
("Luggage" is the basic factor of a variety show.)
(But, it really became "luggage" to him.)
Wait. Are we climbing up the stairs?
Wow, there are too many stairs.
(There are stairs indeed.)
He must be an ascetic.
Well...
We should go up the stairs then.
(Steep stairs that are challenging to Seung Gi)
Is that the one on the top?
Let's go.
Increasing his fighting strength...
Why are you running?
(Marching at Samcheong-dong with Seung Gi's fan)
More stairs are here.
We might have to go in more.
I think it's on the very top.
(Though they go up quite a while...)
I shouldn't have brought this trunk.
(they couldn't find the master's house.)
We didn't find it yet.
Are there are more houses in there?
I think it must be on the top.
Amazing.
It's the last one.
(Even the special force of variety show is exhausted.)
- It's the last one. - Since when was it here?
It's like "I'm a Natural Man".
But this place is really amazing.
Amazing.
- Wait. - Who would...
Isn't it a white gate?
Why do you live up here?
Wait a moment.
This place is...
(Seung Gi goes up first and...)
Is it in there?
(Se Hyeong and Sang Yun comes after.)
I think that's the one.
Wait a minute.
(After climbing up the stairs...)
(there is actually a house with a white gate!)
(Is it the place?)
(Feeling something creepy)
(Confused)
What was the address?
Did you see it?
The address was like this.
I think there's only one house with a white gate.
Is it the newly reformed address?
I think this is the place.
- Does it have a white gate? - Yes.
How about going up there?
- Maybe we should. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Are you really sure?
We won't have to climb down with the trunks, right?
I think that's the one.
I checked.
Whose house is it?
- I'm so curious. - This is it. Let's go in.
(Who is the master and why does he live here?)
I'm really curious.
My goodness.
Who is master?
There's something in Chinese characters.
- What? - Can you read Chinese characters?
Over there.
- The address is right. - The gate is very fancy.
I think this is the place.
The gate looks delicate.
Let's be prepared.
I'm so nervous.
Do you all know the precautions?
(Precautions of the master's house: 1. Stay calm.)
(2. Just breathe narrowly.)
Don't ever violate them, okay?
(Finally arrived at the white gate)
They thought they could enter the gate.
We're departing from here.
You have to spend a day with your master from now on.
(Serious)
Are you sure?
Even if there's an incident?
You should discuss it with your master there.
Are you sure?
You can just meet your master at ease.
(At ease?)
I heard the master doesn't like talking.
Wouldn't it be a matter if we don't talk at all?
(What happens if we can't say a word in a variety show?)
There's a practice called meditation.
(Meditation?)
(Why are you doing this to us?)
Since it's your first time, please find enlightenment.
Then you may climb down here.
I think I caught in a scam.
(Their trust in staffs decreased.)
In fact, it's new to me as well...
like going somewhere only by the participants.
(Isn't it too real to be a reality show?)
Let's just do it then.
Bye.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Goodbye.
Bye bye.
(If you can't avoid it, enjoy it.)
(Approaching the first master)
(Wind blowing)
It's kind of creepy inside.
My goodness.
(Even the walking became gentle.)
It's kind of scary.
(The atmosphere feels creepy...)
(over the white gate.)
(As if no one hasn't touched for a long time...)
(Who's the weird master living in this house?)
He already had lunch.
(Encountering the trace of the master for the first time)
(Master's first trace, empty dishes of delivered food)
I heard he was on a diet, but look how much he ate.
And there's a vacuum-bottle too.
I heard he was on a diet.
So food can be delivered here.
(Coexistence of diet and delivery food)
Wait a minute. What's this?
(He soon found the second trace.)
"Nice to meet you. I'm out now."
"Look around as if it's your home. Master."
- What? - He's a Master.
Master...
(Handwriting implies the person's character.)
(Anyway...)
He's not here.
(The master is not here!)
I'm glad.
- I'm glad. - That's good.
(Relieved for now)
Then...
- Let's just go in. - Let's go inside.
- Can we go inside? - See if the door is opened.
When he said to look around, isn't it looking around the outside?
(Opened)
(Can we go inside though the door is opened?)
- Let's go in. Go inside. - Can we just go inside?
He said we can just relax.
Do you think he wanted us to relax outside?
Excuse me.
(Opening the door carefully)
(Gulping)
(Finally, revealing the house of the first master)
(Untouched living room and kitchen emphasizing naturalism)
(Harmony of instant steamed rice and music CD)
(He's very nervous although he said readily.)
Excuse me.
- Master... - Hello.
Stay still. Just breathe narrowly.
(He's actually breathing narrowly.)
(They opened the door.)
He's not here.
- Do you think we can go in? - Yes.
- All right. - He said to stay at ease.
I'm amazed.
(We're at ease.)
I'm amazed.
There's a fitness equipment.
(Before going in, he found a fitness equipment.)
It's like an army.
(Pull. Pull more. Pull harder.)
(Inference 1. The master loves working out.)
He just had three pots.
(Eating more than one portion)
There are a rice bowl and three pots.
(Inference 2. The master lives with someone.)
(Starting a mystery show of inferring who the master is)
Sunglasses?
He has a lot of sunglasses. I think he's very stylish.
- He eats instant rice. - He also eats instant noodles.
There's a cup rice.
(Inference 4. The master doesn't cook.)
Compared to his weight concerns, there are too many spam cans.
(Inference 5. The master is contradictory.)
(More and more they search, they're more confused.)
He might not be here in the room, right?
(What caught Sang Yun's eyes is...)
Is it the master's room?
My goodness.
Se Hyeong.
Isn't that a great hat?
That's a hat for reservist.
Indeed.
(That's a hat for reservist.)
("You can count on me about the military service." by Lee Seung Gi)
That's a mark of reservist.
- Sergent... - So he sleeps here.
Hold on.
It's not that...
He entered the military service in July, 2015.
And he was discharged in April, 2017.
He must be the master's son.
It must be his son's.
I think this room is for his son.
I was surprised to see this.
I didn't know what it was.
It's a honey powder.
- That has high calories. - There are five packs of it.
I think he just had it a lot.
(They didn't know at this time.)
(What this power would bring...)
It's just sugar.
(The sweet meeting with the four and the master's is coming soon.)
I think we should do something like doing dishes.
(Considerable amounts of dishes to wash)
- How about washing dishes? - Yes.
I think we should do this, right?
Let's just do the dishes.
You want to do it or not?
Look here.
We should consider about it carefully.
We were not even ordered to do it.
He might not like us to touch anything.
(He might not like us to touch anything before meeting.)
Then, how about doing just some?
(How about doing just some?)
Then, he can just rinse them off?
It's kind of difficult.
It's hard since we're inside the house.
Don't they look like they're neatly organized?
But, their shelf life is already expired.
Really?
We shouldn't touch them.
You should throw them away if they're expired.
Are you responsible for it?
I put the soy milk here.
That's realistic.
Where did it go?
There's another room.
The house looks strange.
This must be...
Is that the master's room?
That's the master's room.
(A French rococo style bed)
There's a jembe.
The books here are quite old.
(The landscape of roof-tiles as if the time is stopped)
(Someone who likes to store instead of to throw away)
Look at the TV. Isn't it an old style?
I know.
- Who is he? - It's really amazing.
(Crunching)
(What are you eating?)
- Crust of overcooked rice. - How could you?
(The word stuck in Se Hyeong's mind, "Stay still".)
I picked just a little. Do you want some?
No, no way. I won't eat it.
How about eating it all and cleaning up?
No.
He put this here to eat while looking around at ease.
(But...)
(He gets in a trouble of being torn apart by Se Hyeong later.)
(Unthinkable disaster...)
(that would come due to the crust of overcooked rice)
It looks like so.
(Seung Gi's fan who just likes Seung Gi doing it)
Gosh, it's good.
(At that time, the master is coming.)
(The master is coming, wearing dull rubber shoes.)
Can I look through the fridge?
I think you can.
Look inside the fridge.
(They opened the fridge without any thoughts.)
What's this?
(At that time, Seung Gi found something.)
- What is it? - What?
There's an invoice on this.
And I can see a name.
(Seung Gi saw the name of the master.)
- Did you see it? - Yes.
- Stay still. - Wait. Wait a second.
I think it's better to know it only by me.
Why? Why shouldn't we know it?
Gosh.
(The rice crust that Seung Gi was eating at ease)
If we know...
Can't I eat this?
(Can't I eat the rice crust?)
(Is it...)
Just put that down here.
What's going on?
I know about this person.
It's too hard.
It's really hard. I mean it.
Don't eat this anymore.
Leave it there.
(From now on, we haven't seen this rice crust.)
I already started to feel uncomfortable.
(Recording with his self-cam)
Yang Se Hyeong, you can do it. Cheer up.
Now I understand.
I put all the puzzle pieces together.
Do you really mean it?
Now I see who he is.
It's like a big enlightenment.
(Who must be the master?)
Let's get into the master's room.
In the master's room,
there's only one pillow.
What is it like to be at ease here?
- I feel so uncomfortable now. - So do I.
I think he writes down anything that pops up on the wall.
He writes here.
(Unknown numbers and letters covered on the white wall)
What?
I just found the master's last name.
(The last name is marked on the wall?)
(I can see now...)
Let's just get out of here.
(They get away from the room after knowing the master.)
I think we shouldn't be here.
Why?
We figured out who the master is now.
- I saw the last name. - Did you?
I saw the last name written on the wall.
With those sunglasses and the last name tell who he is.
That's right.
What shall we do?
I don't really know what to do.
- I really have no idea what to do. - Me too. I was really shocked.
Should I just kneel down here?
That was why there were so many sunglasses here.
Wait a minute. I'm in a big trouble.
Actually, it's time for him to do that.
It's time for him to do the house chores.
I know. Shouldn't we do all the chores?
As far as I know...
(Slippery)
(The door is opened.)
(And the mouths of the four are opened as well.)
- Hello. - Hello.
(Hello, sir.)
(The first master appeared with an unexpected smile.)
(He's been taking the path of rock for 40 years.)
(The legendary vocalist of Deulgookhwa)
(Defining the rock spirit in Korea)
(The voice that unified Korea.)
Everyone, here's Jeon In Kwon!
(The way he walks becomes a way.)
- Hello. - Hello.
(Finally, they meet their eccentric master, who goes his own way.)
(Restless)
(Bowing three times)
(No one could say anything.)
Take a close look at you.
(When looking at them closely,)
(they're smiling with only lips.)
I'm Lee Seung Gi.
(Lining up from Seung Gi)
I'm Yang Se Hyeong.
Hello, sir.
I'm Lee Sang Yun.
I'm Yuk Seong Jae.
(Everyone to Seong Jae finished greetings.)
- Have a seat. - Okay.
Where do we sit?
(Where?)
Over here.
(Disordered)
- Let's sit. - Take a seat.
Cross it from here.
(Is sitting difficult like this?)
Have a seat. Sit.
Have a seat.
(Se Hyeong is standing alone.)
(One seat is left next to the master.)
(Thinking whether to go there or not)
(Let's have a try.)
I'll sit next to you.
(Even the watcher...)
(and the goer all feel awkward.)
(A newbie next to the president.)
(Sighing)
(Only awkward laugh is filling the air.)
Have a seat.
Please have a seat.
(Reading the situation)
You can just demand anything to us when there are errands.
- Right. - We're always ready for it.
(That's right.)
(Master is in a poker face.)
How long have you lived here?
(Se Hyeong also dares to start talking.)
I've lived here...
for 63 years.
No, 62 years.
You've lived only here for 63 years?
My goodness.
I can't imagine what it's like.
Even when we're in the same city,
the air felt fresh when I came up here.
(Touching quietly)
The air felt fresh...
(Touching quietly)
"Stay still."
(The tension now is only a start.)
(Don't ever dare to imagine.)
(Start of living with their master)
(I dreamed.)
(Washing face rapidly)
(Cooking and eating outside at night)
(A roll call in the morning)
(I dreamed about re-entering the military service.)
(It's thrilling like re-entering the military service...)
(to live with the master.)
Aren't we being too serious now?
No.
(Are you going to smile if I do this?)
He's a lovely guy with a spot.
(One big laugh)
(One big tear)
(One big hit by master with his way of thinking)
(That can make you laugh and cry)
Is it only me?
(Master in the House)